Isn't it annoying when parents brag about their spawn and act as if their kid is some kind of child prodigy?
I know. I totally think so too.
My offspring jumped off the big rocks at the Caruso's house over the summer. Those would be the tallest rocks behind him in this photo...
He must have done this 20 times while we were swimming. He's 3.
If there were a bumper sticker that said, "My 3 year old can swim laps around your honor student," I would totally have it on my car. I just thought you should know.